DTL: "Ass Whoopin"

Description
DTL "Ass Whoopin" is a Dark Timeline Event caused by Sheep, Clo, Kid, Tre, and Jay. Starting with Tre, who informed the fellow parties that he had watched Season 2 of the Disney Channel original series Hannah Montana. This information seemed to deeply upset and anger Sheep, who procceeded to get out a felt pants belt and attack Tre. He would then turn his anger to the remaining party of Clo, Kid, and Jay. While he was attacking the former, Clo and Kid, Jay took the opertunity to suprise attack him. Taking this opertunity, Tre, Clo, and Kid all joined and assualted Sheep.

Once they backed off, Sheep swore vengance and drew the Buckle Belt. With this, he landed a devistating blow on Kid and Jay before turning to Clo. Clo retaliated by sending himself and Sheep to Clo's Kamui dimension. What happened inside is unknown, but only Sheep emerged from it. While this took place, Tre and Kid fled the scene entirely and are currently unknown as to their location. Jay did not recover and was forced to be revived via Dante's cloneing machine.

Before Jay perished, he managed to alert the local athorities who rushed to the scene. Bloodlusted, Sheep drew the Extendo Clip and eliminated the cops. He managed to then catch up to Kid and Tre, and struck a devistating blow to kids legs. Kid was forced to be carried away by Tre. Sheep let them get away and procceeded to go MIA.

Casualty Report

 * 3 cops of the state of [REDACTED] were brutaly murdered.
 * Jay #4235 was terminated
 * Kid and Tre are currently MIA
 * Clo is currently MIA but presumed to be Terminated
 * Dante is deeply upset by the mess left behind
 * At the same time as the event, several indaviduals of African American race were found dead in a 200 mile radius of the event. The death toll is in the thousands. It is pressumed to be an effect of Sheep unsheathing the Extendo Clip.

Clean-up Summary
As a samller, localized DTL Event, no off shoot timeline was created. The cops killed in the action were reported to have been murdered on the job with their bodies unrecovered. The African Americans kiled were covered up with a desease outbreak and the area is being put under a false temporary quarentine while the situation is being handles. Locals in the area who witnessed the even have been subject to an anesthisia drug to prevent data leakage and panic.